I can't freaking take it anymore! That Mary J Blige song is ri-god-dam-diculous. Yeah, Apple, we get it. Your cool commercials with silhouetted people and the visible Ipod are greeeeeeeat. You really need to keep playing commercials. I bet there are innumerable citizens out there who have no idea what an Ipod is. I bet. How come in these ever-present commercials you don't mention your sheer negligence on behalf of your inferior products? How your warranty lasts for 12 months, but when 12.5 months roll around, your only answer is to purchase another $400 one of your pieces of rubbish? Yeah, that's what I thought, Apple. Bitches.
And let's be real. If you are promoting a product AND a new song, why in obscenity's name would you choose one by Mary J. Blige? Yeah, 10 years ago she might have been popular with retarded 12 year-old illegal aliens, but for the love of Pete; we are in 2007, here. Get with the times. "Work What I Got?" Those are the lyrics you are promoting? Such deep, sincere words sculpted from passion and ingenuity, breathed on by the lyrical divinity known as Lyricopoles. Get the hell out. Might as well have the latest rap from Birdman or the next teenybopper single. If your aim is to annoy and utterly dissatisfy anybody with more than two firing neurons, then bravo. You have outdone yourselves. Keep up the good work.
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